You are hereby ordered to report to Khia Asylum for crimes including:
– Excessive serving.
– Possession of too much charisma.
– Assault with a high heel.
– First-degree cunt.
Failure to appear will result in serious FOMO.
Featuring escaped icons Madeliene McFierceson and Karli Marx, with Nikki Woodles keeping the cell block bumping all night.
8 PM • Upstairs • $10 • 21+
